I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
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I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
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thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
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