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  • 70 54
    Submitted by nunubeest on Jan 27, 12 at 1:24pm

    next time play chess

  • 67 55
    Submitted by makk218 on Jan 27, 12 at 8:07pm

    I believe this is also called- AIDS. Best of luck chap!!

  • 68 60
    Submitted by 1980DirtNasty on Jan 28, 12 at 1:45am

    Should have made her break out the Lube

  • 68 64
    Submitted by yumyum05 on Jan 27, 12 at 2:53pm

    reading this makes me think of adam corolla (voice of death on family guy) giving the bj and that is no bueno

  • 61 58
    Submitted by Mikedog48 on Jan 27, 12 at 12:23pm

    ew..I dislike burn jobs.

  • 57 58
    Submitted by SammyiAmmy on Jan 27, 12 at 8:55pm

    doesn't matter, had sex (close enough).

  • 55 60
    Submitted by DTOM_308 on Jan 27, 12 at 1:05pm

    that's why you don't ask 90 year olds to give you a hand job. Cold bony hands......*cold chill*

  • 58 68
    Submitted by BE4TmyM34T on Jan 27, 12 at 12:36pm

    THE DEATH GRIP XO

  • 52 59
    Submitted by DCThrope on Jan 27, 12 at 3:14pm

    Why were you getting hand jobs from Rick Santorum?

  • 50 59
    Submitted by Bloomfield on Jan 27, 12 at 2:36pm

    Technically, this is both impractical and improbable. Should death touch you, you would instantly die. Basic laws of metaphysics.

    • 59 52
      Submitted by nunubeest on Jan 27, 12 at 5:00pm

      unless his cock is the universal life giver and death is the only one that can give a handy without entire civilizations being born on the hand