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  • thats why god made vaginas

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 5:35pm
  • This is why the USA needs to get rid of abstinence only sex ed. These are the kinds of things people need to know.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 10:05pm
  • Eww! Does that actually happen?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 5:29pm
  • im 1:26... and i am that good. even with it ending with poop on the dick haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 2:35am
  • Oh my gosh. The first time I did anal it turned out similar to this and I went home mortified I actually thought my boyfriend was going to break up with me over it bit the next morning I woke up with a good morning beautiful text. Apparently he's more mature than I gave him credit for

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 1:00am
  • YOU MUST BE RETARDED!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 3:19pm
  • true story that happened to a friend of mine.... Her and her bf try anal for the first time while home from college for thanksgiving while her parents are out...same story...he pulls out, she shits on her parents couch (bad planning). Parents get home and they blame it on the dog. A few days later she gets a call from her parents telling her that they had to put the dog down b/c they can't have it shitting everywhere. Moral of the story....anal sex kills puppies.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 10:24am
  • I'm still laughing over 6:25!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 3:11am
  • 1:26/2:35 - you may be hot, he may be desperate, or something's plain old weird. anyway, glad you have a sense of humor about it, haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 2:54pm
  • thats what makes it extra sexy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 2:21am
  • 1:26 wow, you're w hore.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 9:24am
  • ew do it in the shower and wash off after!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 3:23pm
  • that was half way cool until the rolling in it part

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 10:29pm
  • Really? I kinda figured that was a possibility.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 2:51pm
  • heard that one before 6:25

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 7:43pm
  • dude all this shit is just fuking nasty and makes me wanna throw up u fuking bunk bitches

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 2:52am
  • "It happens." "What shit?!"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 8:32pm
  • I go to NC State.......what are these people's names?!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 9:40pm
  • it does happen, i do it with women all the time. shit on the bed/on your cock means you fucked her so hard that you broke the seal/valve to the intestine temporarily, so shit leaked out. I personally dont like it, but its a turn on when a woman cums with a cock inside of her regardless..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 5:35am
  • I know a guy who loved anal mainly because the first time he did it they were both drunk and by the time it was over there was shit everywhere! All over them and the bed. The smell of it turned him on. I have never had anal, but if I ever do I will definitely make sure I am cleaned out first!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 2:55am
  • We all have to learn that lesson eventually.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 3:34pm
  • its sad but happens. I was a pooping victim last night i felt so bad for him. i cried and wanted to die. he texted me this morning i guess pooping on the dick isnt enough to scare him away.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 1:26am
  • 4:28<<< be more of a disgusting whore.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 12:33am
  • i think it is sexy as hell when my girl frosts me like a cake. BAM!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 12:54am
  • Oh grow up 2:52, sex isn't a perfect accident-free thing. Like someone said, shit happens.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 2:56am
  • @ 11:25 GROW UP, YOU PUSSY BOY

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 12:59am
  • lulz, happened to my friend at a party, chick got lit up at school that monday haha

    Submitted by purplenugs on Jun 10, 10 at 12:39pm
  • I never had that happen to me and my now ex-bf

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 12:26am
  • why dont you just stick it in the vagina instead next time

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 3:04pm
  • urban legend 6:25 I heard that same story about a friend of mine 4 years ago

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 9:48pm
  • Obviously a possibility. It doesn't usually happen, but sometimes there is a penalty for switching lanes without signaling first. Sometimes they say "No! Don't!" for a good reason. No big deal, just wash up later.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 4:35pm
  • I would poop on you too!! Hahahahaha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 2:58pm
  • I have never done it.. dies that normally happen ?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 3:46pm
  • apparently the sender never visits this site

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 5:31pm
  • haha, that happens...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 2:51pm
  • SANTORUM. Look it up.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 1:00pm
  • shit def CAN happen. another good reason to wrap it up

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 3:20pm
  • 3:34 - ahahahahaha! I actually guffaw'd.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 5:56pm
  • 4:47 - If you are a girl, I love you too. ;-)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 5:42pm
  • 2:51 - ...shit happens

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 3:54pm
  • i can think of nothing in this life i would want to do that would result in shit being on or around me. unless there was 5 million dollars buried in shit and if i dug it out i could keep it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 4:11pm
  • A really good bowel movement or even an enema is a good idea before anal sex. I love anal sex (bi here, so giving and getting), but it's better to plan a bit first. Even then, you might get a bit of shit on the stick... BTW, lube, lube and more lube!!!!!!!!! Don't hurt your partner!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 7:21pm
  • It happened once to me, but that's because I was on a detox......not pretty!!! LMAO

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 4:28pm
  • @10:29 that was half way cool until the rolling in it part They see me rollin'... They hatin'

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 1:05pm
  • well you are putting it in the dook shoot.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 7:32pm
  • Never happened to me and I've done it plenty.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 3:50pm
  • none of you stupid fuckers do anal. everyone knows the reciever has to evacuate their bowels before taking it up the ass. plenty of liube and take your time

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 11:15am
  • Anal sex can be dangerous, just because there's always the possibility of tearing the rectum, and the stool adds an increased risk of infection. This can all be avoided by using plenty of lube and a condom, and making sure the receiver is properly relaxed, but I'd say shit on the bed isn't the end of the world when you consider the other possibilities.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 7:24am
  • Omg really? Any one have any anal experiences lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 2:59pm
  • Silly, that's why you put a towel under you first. derp.

    Submitted by anu on Jan 17, 10 at 11:07pm
  • no way!!!! thats fucking hilarious!!!! 6:25

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 6:57pm
  • That is the risk you take...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 2:55pm
  • lets all be honest...a slight shit scent is ALWAYS good

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 15, 09 at 7:04pm
  • captain obvious says that you are it in someone's ass, where the kids happen to chill before they get dropped off in the pool. it only makes sense.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 4:23am
  • i've learned that one the hard way.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 4:45pm
  • 3:54...I love you LOL!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 4:47pm
  • You are stupid.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 8:26pm
  • Unless she's polite enough to suck you clean.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 4:36pm
  • I think that's what happens if you do anal when the receiver is constipated. Normally there's no shit in your anus.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 3:13pm
  • 10:24....that's fucked up for the dog

    Submitted by ClaytonBigsby on Aug 12, 10 at 4:03am
  • 9:24, Maybe 1:26 isn't a whore, just that good?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 10:46am
  • HAS ANYONE REALIZED 815 area has wayyyy more bad nights than good nights??

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 3:06am
  • 1024 i've heard that before. but only once so i hope you just know the person that the person i know knows haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 10:21am
  • That's not supposed to happen.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 3:44pm
  • or all over your friend's couch, as i found out.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 3:30pm
  • It's sad but true. It's nothing like porn and it's not fair to us guys

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 1:10am
  • first time i did anal wit a girl she farted... gross shit

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 11:25pm
  • Fuck You, 7:04. You nasty.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 12:45pm
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