The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
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We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
I just figured out that you can toast a marshmallow with a butter knife and a cigarette lighter. I'm like a retarded Mister Wizard
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
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