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  • Submitted by Devil_Town on Jun 29, 10 at 5:31am

    You're doing it wrong.

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      Submitted by ChrisW on Jun 30, 10 at 1:01pm

      I came here just to post this... :(

  • Submitted by wombatt on Jun 29, 10 at 9:40am

    "Nice shoes, wanna fuck?"

  • Submitted by failboats on Jun 29, 10 at 9:30am

    listen. overusing exclamation marks is like using drugs. to you, they seem fun but to everyone else you look retarded. pull it back a little.

  • Submitted by whiteknave on Jun 29, 10 at 7:37am

    START TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME YOUR PENIS IS!

  • Submitted by Pleasure_Pirate on Jun 29, 10 at 8:00am

    In Soviet Russia, girls' shoes get hammered and talk about how awesome girls are!

  • Submitted by Michguy on Jun 29, 10 at 6:49am

    Aww jr high was so fun

  • Submitted by trke0302 on Jun 29, 10 at 9:54am

    Holy fucking caps lock abuse

  • Submitted by joeybananas on Jun 29, 10 at 5:27am

    Are we at the same party?

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    Submitted by woinyahuha on Jun 29, 10 at 7:02am

    Make it to 11 and you'll have plans for the rest of the night though.

  • 93 54
    Submitted by anonmyous on Jun 29, 10 at 10:02am

    THERE HAS BEEN A LOT OF CAPS LOCK USAGE ON THIS SITE LATELY

    • 56 54
      Submitted by urallstupid on Jun 29, 10 at 6:57pm

      I TOTALLY AGREE. ITS GETTING OUT OF HAND.

  • 88 53
    Submitted by uAllSuck on Jun 29, 10 at 8:24am

    Bang one if them.

  • 89 68
    Submitted by ltsprty on Jun 29, 10 at 12:24pm

    @Schlop .. If you aren't getting your dick sucked there's probably a good reason for it.

  • 81 64
    Submitted by jbwarner86 on Jun 29, 10 at 8:11am

    That's what you get for going out drinking with Paris Hilton and Nicole Ritchie.

  • 84 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 10 at 11:19am

    It's your fault. Hand in your man card

  • 74 57
    Submitted by LynnZee on Jun 29, 10 at 9:35am

    You should rethink the girls you hang out with, I guess.

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    Submitted by destructo on Jun 29, 10 at 3:33pm

    Looks like it's up to you to get the orgy started. God Speed.

  • Submitted by schlop on Jun 29, 10 at 6:28am

    don't even get me started. so many shitty nights drinking with girls. how many have cried yet? dear all girls reading this: stop being so fuckin lame and suck my dick or something

  • 62 52
    Submitted by DrGiggles on Jun 29, 10 at 1:10pm

    Pleasure_Pirate, ftw! hahaha

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    Submitted by Jagerqueen on Jun 29, 10 at 8:43am

    And how does anybody know that this isn't a girl posting this?? And what is she gonna bang 'em with? Her big pink sparkly dildo right after she gives 'em roofies...don't think so guys

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      Submitted by JackBerton on Jun 29, 10 at 8:54am

      Why the hell not? lol

  • 59 52
    Submitted by fullmetalkitty on Jul 21, 10 at 3:06pm

    Yeah we tend to do that....

  • 63 66
    Submitted by Rosamondmoonpie on Jun 29, 10 at 10:18am

    Pretzels!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!! !!!!!!!

  • 59 60
    Submitted by just2340 on Jun 29, 10 at 7:02pm

    OP likes men

  • 48 43
    Submitted by damnyou on Sep 6, 10 at 7:20pm

    So why not whip out your dick?

  • 50 49
    Submitted by MissGi on Aug 18, 10 at 11:51pm

    We need a like button for the comments.

  • 48 48
    Submitted by Five8Six_TWiP on Jun 29, 10 at 9:03pm

    Pussy.

  • 52 56
    Submitted by texasdevil2010 on Jun 29, 10 at 12:32pm

    Your hanging out with the wrong girls!!!!!

  • 51 68
    Submitted by schlop on Jun 29, 10 at 2:32pm

    @Itsprty - good call, no sarcasm. I get my dick wet often enough, but I wanna shoot myself when I drink with a bunch of girls. I usually end up leaving and finding something more fun to do

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    Submitted by footballplayer on Jun 30, 10 at 1:06am

    JUST BECAUSE YOU USE ALL CAPS DOESNT MEAN YOURE IMPORTANT

  • 50 68
    Submitted by destructo on Jun 29, 10 at 3:30pm

    It looks like it's up to you to get the orgy started. God speed.

  • 51 71
    Submitted by joeybotz on Jun 29, 10 at 3:58pm

    And no ass?

  • 49 67
    Submitted by AlterBoi on Jun 29, 10 at 2:11pm

    Darn, they aren't interested in you. Better get the moves on, holmes.

  • 32 37
    Submitted by CherrisJubilee on Jun 8, 11 at 11:49pm

    Really? We talk about our boobs... :)

  • 55 83
    Submitted by baggeroftea on Jun 29, 10 at 5:37am

    They're bored because they are not being taken advantage of duhhhhhh they miss the roof....ies hshahahah

  • 40 70
    Submitted by haileymilla on Jul 1, 10 at 11:32am

    Fuck yes! I feel yu on that shit! I"m a female but never chill with them! To many bitches!

  • Submitted by misterman22 on Jun 29, 10 at 6:31am

    im too drtunk four this thsit

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    Submitted by yewinnhard on Jan 22, 12 at 8:39pm

    Better than it being 2am, everyones been bawling their eyes out over nothing since 9, and you're the only sober one.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 10 at 5:17am

    First!!!! Lmao ur all losers. I WON bitches!!

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      Submitted by SextsFLN on Jun 29, 10 at 5:23am

      WE're losers?