my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
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He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
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When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
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