brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
this boner is exhausting
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
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I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
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At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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