You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
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I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
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You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
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