Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
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I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
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All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
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