i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
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Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
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You have to summon your inner elephant
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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