do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
New all-time record for most uncomfortable I've ever been. A midget just asked me to restrap his fanny pack in the bathroom.
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
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I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
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Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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