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  • 58 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 3:36pm
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    Why are there always a shitload of Chinese restaurants in black neighborhoods? It's not like you ever see soul food joints in Asian neighborhoods.

  • 51 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 3:53pm
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    lobster claw of a clit!!!!!!! the dreaded red snapper pussy!

  • 48 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 7:39am
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    I think those "girls" from American Apparel HAVE penises. Seriously dude, yuck.

  • 47 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 3:22pm
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    So your clitoris is bigger than his dick?

  • 49 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 11:55pm
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    I totally know that dude

  • 46 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 10:48pm
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    I've said this like 3 times this past week! lmao

  • 52 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 8:39pm
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    I've said this before. Greatness.

  • 47 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 3:41pm
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    Metaphorical penis FTW.

  • 36 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 5:22pm
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    Haha, I've definitely said something like this.

  • 38 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 11:51pm
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    By any chance was he in Human Resourses?

  • 41 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 11:05pm
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    WORD I am more deserving of a dick than my ex-boyfriend... at least I would USE mine.

  • 47 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 8:38pm
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    7:55, never heard of a FOUR INCH MONSTER... hmm. but props for spelling anatomically correctly. ;)

  • 42 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 6:39pm
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    Lameness for the loss

  • 38 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 9:13am
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    hey there's nothing wrong with a "big man in the boat".... loads more fun !!

  • 41 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 7:55pm
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    FUCK YOU JENNY MY PENIS IS FOUR INCHES THANK YOU VERY MUCH. ANATOMICALLY THAT IS ALL THE MAN YOU NEED.

  • 26 27
    Submitted by benjizzlenizzle1 on Dec 23, 11 at 4:09am
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    4 inches pretty is sad. I feel bad for you.

  • 37 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 4:40am
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    I totally just farted!

  • 42 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 2:09pm
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    sounds like my roomates dick size

  • 33 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 3:20pm
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    TEACHER SAYS MY HOLE TASTES LIKE CANDY!!!

  • 32 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 10:52pm
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    My area code is that... and I think I have said this before..?