she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
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How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
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Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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