Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
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I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
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Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
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