But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
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So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
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Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
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