The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
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I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
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What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
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