i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
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His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
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Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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