i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
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On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
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So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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