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    Submitted by MileHighMan on Dec 9, 11 at 1:25pm

    Don't blame someone else, you got yourself fucked up smart one.

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    Submitted by SoMuchStupidity on Dec 9, 11 at 9:15pm

    Impossible. Blind baby monkeys can use a microwave. Hit buttons until it starts. Stare at cooking objects. When they start sizzling/smoking/splattering they are done. Enjoy. Don't burn your mouth. Oh, don't put metal in it. Okay, never mind...don't get that fucked up.

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    Submitted by nunubeest on Dec 9, 11 at 10:30pm

    I bought a microwave at the swap meet solely to put tin foil in it and recreate the time travel scene from terminator with g I joes

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      Submitted by SnidelyKWhiplash on Dec 10, 11 at 12:55am

      OMG...I almost fell off the crapper from laughin at this.

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        Submitted by nunubeest on Dec 10, 11 at 1:11pm

        it was cool for a minute then his face started melting and caught fire..I yelled"KYLE NOO, THE FUTURE IS LOST!!!"