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  i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.

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• so eloquent!!! hahahahaha i love it

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 1:12pm

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• Who are you? I can't tell you just how much I fully appreciate the truth in that statement. If you are female I want to be your new best friend. If you are male I want to bang you.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 2:02am

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• quite the intellectual

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 3:19am

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• i kind of want to do the person who sent this text...

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 12:38am

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• yea lets go 973 baby

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 12:20am

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• Don't keep your anger in like that. Let it out, sunshine!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 10:18am

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• Ha Ha, best text of the day!!! I'm so proud of North Jersey!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 12:14pm

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• Dude, that will take 20 seconds to type out with a keypad phone

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 12:45pm

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• someone from north jersey would be this fancy with words

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 12:41pm

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• God i love this one. So true. Way to represent the population of college students who drink who aren't total assholes or/and idiots.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 6:52am

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• Here in the real world, would anybody actually type a text this long and fucking dull? If I received this text, I would slip rat poison into the drink of the person who sent it. For their own good.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 9:31am

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• hahahahhahahahaha I LOVE THIS. so ironically eloquent, and fyi people, eloquent texts are possible and generally quite effective/humorous.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 10:26pm

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• I miss it too 1988. That's why I love this app. Life gets real pretty quickly- before you even realise...

  Submitted by jprincess on Apr 27, 10 at 6:02pm

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