Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
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It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
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Hungover/still slightly drunk at work. Opened a bag of cheese with a box cutter. Pretty sure I need stitches.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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