There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
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I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
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one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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