the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
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College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
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Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
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