i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
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You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
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Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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