Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
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Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
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It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
Hey! you should come over!
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