This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
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the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
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Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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