I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
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i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
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I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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