Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
Walk of Shame today included voting.
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Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
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I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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