oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
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Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
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I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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