i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
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When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
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My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
Such a big mess for such a small penis
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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