I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
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This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
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As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
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