What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
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There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize