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  • 56 33
    Submitted by RAAAAAAAANDY on Mar 18, 10 at 3:43pm
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    If you blew a 24 something you wouldn't be able to text this coherently.

    • 24 24
      Submitted by etak1086 on Mar 18, 10 at 4:08pm
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      Perhaps he blew a .24 and then took a good long medically-induced nap?

      • 27 24
        Submitted by enders_game on Mar 18, 10 at 4:14pm
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        That seems more than likely. Alcohol is a natural depressant. His body responses would have slowed down hence "black outs"

  • 49 26
    Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on Mar 18, 10 at 3:44pm
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    you mean you blew the Doctor treating you.....

  • 46 28
    Submitted by Nickaasaur on Mar 19, 10 at 12:02am
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    @Sothrn my aunts an alcoholic and she blew .45 and didn't even look drunk just a little buzzed and I mean she was driving...

  • 46 30
    Submitted by trke0302 on Mar 18, 10 at 3:57pm
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    Depends on how often the OP drinks... To an alcoholic a BAC of .24 really isn't shit...

  • 48 35
    Submitted by Sothrn on Mar 18, 10 at 4:23pm
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    .08 is legally intoxicated (impairment begins immediately after cosuming one drink, Point three is the onset of alcohol poisoning, Point four is comatose, Point 5 is dead. Of course there are always extreme cases that don't fit these guidelines.

    • 32 27
      Submitted by fml26 on Mar 18, 10 at 4:33pm
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      .08 depends where you're from.

  • 39 18
    Submitted by helsbth00 on Mar 18, 10 at 9:10pm
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    to all of you two-beer-q*eers that are calling this fake, .24 would NOT kill you. just like junkies develop tolerances to heroin, alcoholics develop a tolerances to alcohol. i have a couple serious alcoholic friends who can sit there and chug a liter of whiskey to their face and still be standing up and having an intelligent conversation with you.

    • 28 29
      Submitted by styx on Mar 21, 10 at 2:39am
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      Thank you dr phil

  • 36 29
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 18, 10 at 3:55pm
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    Bulllllssshhhhiiiittttt

  • 39 36
    Submitted by zamdalla on Mar 18, 10 at 7:36pm
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    24 something? Tranny?

  • 31 25
    Submitted by naughtyautty on Mar 20, 10 at 2:49am
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    okay well i think the fact that this person forgot the "." and 24 is connected to "somethin" not "something" is enough of a typo for me to believe it. .24 is drunk, not even shit faced.

  • 32 29
    Submitted by haze28 on Mar 18, 10 at 4:53pm
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    I say bullshit.

  • 25 18
    Submitted by AdrianMo on Mar 19, 10 at 2:53am
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    well thank god you here to tell the tale

  • 27 24
    Submitted by blahblah2 on Apr 4, 10 at 1:18am
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    1st of all SHE is not lying. I know who this is, and she's a tank. Also, she blew a .24 something before they transported her to the hospital so therefore by the time she sent this text she had sobered up a bit, that's how this text makes sense.

  • 27 27
    Submitted by gtdawe0221 on Mar 22, 10 at 2:54am
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    It's pretty fucking sad that people are stupid to the point where they say a .24 would kill someone, how bout you fuckers go drink yourself to the point of alcohol poisening and tell me how far you went, guatentee it's well past a .24 you stupid fucks ... Now do the world a favor and stay off these comments, these are here for entertainment of others so if you even consider criticising it go fucking kill yourself ... Dumbasses

  • 29 31
    Submitted by tonkatruck on Mar 19, 10 at 5:17am
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    I stole one of those breathalizers from my highschool healthclass and now it's a drinking game we see who can get legally drunk first and I have blown a .19 and I was still able to have a half decent conversation.

  • 23 26
    Submitted by rorasaur on Mar 19, 10 at 11:18pm
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    24. Holy shit. 1st of all thats not possible. 2nd: congratulations.

  • 26 32
    Submitted by salsastomper on Mar 19, 10 at 10:25am
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    If you blew a .24 how are you able to type that text and make no mistakes? We should not be able to understand that text...

  • 33 46
    Submitted by greasynig on Mar 19, 10 at 6:13am
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    Wowww enough with the lame St pattys day texts. Irish suck as bad as nlggers !!! Blah

    • 32 26
      Submitted by enders_game on Mar 21, 10 at 9:38pm
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      This really makes me sad to see such hatred going around..and I've seen this same post on other texts. So do me and everyone else a favor. Stop spewing your hate for the world to see. It's offensive and quite frankly ignorant. We are all HUMAN. Welcome to earth...try and be a good one.

      • 36 20
        Submitted by enders_game on Mar 21, 10 at 9:43pm
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        Ok correcting a few typos I made. First- seen this SAME post. Second- between hate and the I forgot the word "for".

  • 29 43
    Submitted by Hoser on Mar 18, 10 at 11:09pm
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    It's impossible to blow a 24, you would die long before that, and so I call this a fake

  • 27 43
    Submitted by robyn1974 on Mar 19, 10 at 1:00am
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    I call bullshit on that Randy. I was .21 and still was coherent, completely.

  • 23 36
    Submitted by tiptap25 on Mar 18, 10 at 6:17pm
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    Wow so dui is suxs to be you

  • 17 27
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 18, 10 at 5:45pm
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    344 = yay!

  • 24 43
    Submitted by salsastomper on Mar 19, 10 at 10:26am
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    If you blew a .24 we should not be able to read that text you jackass. I call fake

  • 12 21
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 23, 10 at 2:01am
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    alright trollers, shut the fuck up. i laughed at this, and personally, i couldn't care less if its been posted before. just lay off the negativity, and let the rest of us enjoy these.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 18, 10 at 6:40pm
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    Good one 3:44