Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
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Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
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i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
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And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
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