Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
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good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
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I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
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