can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
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It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
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Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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