And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
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stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Worst walk of shame everrr. Hopefully the thought of me walking 20 minutes in the freezing cold with someone else's sweatpants, a bra on & high heels will cheer you up today.
Oh god there are people jogging. Fuck off productive people, you don't know me.
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
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And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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