So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
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90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
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for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
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