Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
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I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
Alive.
So much puke
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
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A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
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