You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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