He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
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We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
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Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
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