I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
I wish life had little blips of pornography
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Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
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I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
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You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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