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  • 69 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 10:40pm

    But his penis is huge and perfect.

  • 66 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 3:17am

    1:56, you don't have to be a 9, or even above a 5 to be happy seeing your ex with a beast. It's fine to get petty and bitch or send texts like this. It's normal, all women do it, and anyone who says they don't is a liar. It's good stress relief, and can even be fun. 10:51, if you don't like it, move on. I mean, it's not like there are 200 some odd pages of these.

  • 61 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 1:58am

    ME TOO. she's this huge whale-person with a huge nose and greasy hair... and i LMAO that i have someone hotter than him, even though he dumped me.

  • 61 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 11:03am

    Midtown or REM reference?

  • 62 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 10:21am

    9:04 is another dumb bitch. it's not about everytime a girl gets dumped, its about this retard being happy she was left for a heffer. Why don't u go argue about cell phones at a MAAD rally.

  • 59 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 7:44am

    2:22 = Hysterical! Wise up. I love that.

  • 56 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 9:04am

    2:22 so whenever a girl is dumped, its ALWAYS her fault? yeah go back to playing on neopets, high school boy.

  • 54 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 11:45pm

    haha my ex boyfriend left me for some girl. now theyre married with a lil girl and she totally blew up after the kid & looks like mrs puffs from sponge bob. my life its beautiful now hahahaha

  • 58 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 8:01am

    It's obvious that the situation still troubles you. Why would you bring it up if it didnt? Sounds like someones feelings are hurt?...........hhhmmmmmm

  • 51 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 12:27am

    lol my ex from 2 years ago is dating a girl who let herself go and now weighs much more than him

  • 54 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 11:27pm

    Sometimes it's the little petty things in life that make us feel better.

  • 52 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 3:37pm

    Actually, 10:51 is a girl, I just don't give a fuck. There are so many texts that are a lot more funny than this that I'm sure get denied by the moderators.

  • 53 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 2:22am

    you bitches are dumb and warped. it's not an attribute to your bravado u were left for an orca. its because ur just an intolerable cunt and fucking a pig is better than listening to ur mouth. wise up.

  • 57 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 10:58pm

    and yet that "beast" is still better than being with you, eh?

  • 59 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 3:52am

    I'm not one to sit and spin cause living well's the best revenge.... R.E.M. FTW! :D

  • 54 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 11:56pm

    10:58 & 10:51 MUST be men because every woman knows how GREAT it feels to see ur ex with a BEAST of a whale after u've broken up!!! yes, we Might have gotten dumped, but at least we're hot..well...hotter than the new girl. toot toot!!!

  • 48 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 10:51pm

    The lamest fucking text ever. Who cares?

  • 50 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 5:00pm

    3:17 FTW. Obviously what is posted on this site greatly affects 10:51's life... let her be haha.

  • 51 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 11:43am

    I was hoping it was a midtown reference...

  • 45 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 1:21am

    Why are so many people saying this is a good night? The guy is obviously more satisfied with the BEAST