so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
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I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
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They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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