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My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
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I think that's the first time i've seen 'you look like an ugly version of my ex' work as a pickup line
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
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