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    Submitted by Adrammelech on Oct 25, 10 at 12:36am

    I'm almost completely certain the whole thing with "firsty" and "pretzels" was just a bunch of 12 year old kids acting retarded and immature on the internet. I'm sick of hearing about it.\n\nBtw, this text is actually pretty funny, ironic too.

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    Submitted by Misssbarry on Oct 25, 10 at 12:55am

    i just gave my roommate a bj and i just hope my gf wont brake up with me

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    Submitted by PNWtexts32 on Nov 3, 10 at 4:12am

    bad night times a million dude...

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    Submitted by nosidamp on Feb 11, 11 at 11:15pm

    This is my area code and I can't help but wonder if I know this person...

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    Submitted by TheLorenaRenae on Oct 25, 10 at 1:28am

    Herp-a-derp

  • Submitted by 4thanddrunl on Oct 24, 10 at 1:48pm

    This makes you not want to be firsty.