I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
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So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
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THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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