why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
and you said cock pushups were impossible
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
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Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
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I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
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