The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
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At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
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He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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