I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
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I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
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Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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