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  • 64 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 12:27pm
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    I get that, but does a small dick not cum ar far?

  • 62 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 11:08am
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    If ur dick doesn't go past ur bellybutton while lying on ur back, it's small.

  • 62 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 1:51pm
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    don't you mean "skeet" ball?

  • 59 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 8:10pm
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    But you didnt text or post about so nobody cares :)

  • 59 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 12:46am
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    Because you can obviously assume that NO girls say cum-shot? That's an outrageous generalization.

  • 56 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 8:27pm
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    my cum always goes in my bellybutton. i yell 10 points.

  • 60 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 1:42pm
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    haha "milk bowl", classic

  • 61 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 12:34pm
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    1108, not always true. I am over 7 inches (which i dont think is considered small) and it doesnt go past my belly button, but i am kinda tall

  • 57 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 8:04pm
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    Hahaha. You should of given him ticketsss and then said thanks for playing (:

  • 49 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 9:14pm
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    This makes absolutely no sense and is stupid as fuck. He must have had a tiny penis.

  • 57 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 10:41pm
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    I make my girl eat that shit

  • 50 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 10:13pm
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    I have no dick, 9;29. Moron.

  • 56 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 8:15pm
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    this is very similar to the stinkbug post..lets see how many other "weird places guys have released their ejaculate" texts follow

  • 54 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 2:28pm
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    Lmao hahaha.... (sigh) skeet ball

  • 47 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 2:59am
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    this is definitely wichita area...

  • 47 43
    Submitted by 04stx on Feb 16, 10 at 1:28am
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    316 is wichita, colwich, andale, maize, park city, valley center, andover, mt. hope, its a pretty big list but i would have to say its wichita.

  • 49 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 1:33pm
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    I'm younger than I need should be to use this app and I can cum up to my chest...

  • 50 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 3:54am
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    Wooow, haha. There was one time, the guy came over his shoulder and landed on the wall behind himm. Lmao

  • 57 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 8:05pm
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    You should have licked it out

  • 55 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 11:27pm
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    Girls don't say "cum shot" you fucking retards.

  • 51 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 8:59pm
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    more like skeet ball! am I right?

  • 44 45
    Submitted by sircohan on May 31, 10 at 11:29pm
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    100 points for u!

  • 49 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 2:46am
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    This would be a Wichita, KS area code....

  • 46 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 2:04am
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    When I cum it's like splashing three tablespoons of nut on my stomach so it usually overflows the belly button....

  • 52 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 8:07pm
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    Dude, a girl has jerked me off onto my gave before by accident - fuck a belly button

  • 49 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 11:48pm
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    you mean skee-ball, you fucking tard?

  • 44 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 1:43pm
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    More like skeet-ball.

  • 50 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 9:53pm
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    If a woman asks you to cock her, then you cock her dammit!!!

  • 47 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 3:57am
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    Wtf... Isn't it supposed to go in u?

  • 49 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 12:34am
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    Pretty made up but good try

  • 49 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 1:45am
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    Happened to me more than once, it's great when it mixes with your belly button lint

  • 38 45
    Submitted by FaithfulFailure on Apr 15, 10 at 12:25am
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    like a game of archery with cum... \nBULLSEYE

  • 45 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 10:55pm
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    Looks like this guy beat off one too many times if he can only shoot as far as his belly betton. I've made my guy hit his face before. Bellybuttons are for you with small dicks.

  • 45 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 9:25pm
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    How on Earth does this not make sense to you?

  • 45 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 2:17am
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    i cum blood...just sayin

  • 39 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 9:29pm
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    925 you officially have a small dick :)

  • 48 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 12:20am
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    ya..girls don't say "cum shot" lol so.

  • 44 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 2:32pm
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    More like skeet ball.

  • 43 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 2:11am
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    Sad. I can hit my face chin and chest on demand. Belly button shots are for boys.

  • 47 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 8:37pm
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    Always? You're calling yourself out as a virgin!

  • 45 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 11:04pm
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    hitting my face was pretty damn embarrassing.

  • 41 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 11:26pm
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    I think it's hot If you guys can do that. But only if it's because we can make you do that. It's disgusting if you guys do it watching a Porno.

  • 37 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 9:14am
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    I didnt know the dick size had anything to do with how far you can shoot...

  • 30 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 9:48pm
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    Lol 859 that is awesome