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  • 88 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 9:49am

    "got done first'" - sometimes children are dumb from the moms side too

  • 76 61
    Submitted by dhsdfd on Feb 23, 10 at 9:47am

    that's not necessarily true. Ive finished first on tests before and it's because I gave up half-way through since I didn't know the material. So he could be incredibly stupid or lazy.

  • 65 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 10:48am

    Haha orrr he just winged it. That's what I do n I finish my tests first

  • 59 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 4:08pm

    If he was smart he would of used a comdomor not of fucked u....

  • 56 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 10:45am

    Smart? Possibly. Slutty? Definitely.

  • 56 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 12:43pm

    900 person class? Where the eff do you go to school?

  • 50 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 10:12am

    Oqq

  • 50 55
    Submitted by Nunya on Feb 23, 10 at 8:25pm

    "At least 'it' will be smart" What did u sleep with?

  • 51 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 9:21am

    9:15... dumbass. Is it weird that I hated that guy but now I wish ppl would stop stealing his shit???

  • 51 64
    Submitted by Herschel on Feb 23, 10 at 1:59pm

    There's two ways to be the first one out of a test. You can either kick its ass, or you can give up because you don't have a damned clue. Believe me, I've done both.

  • 45 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 11:38pm

    Rock Chalk!

  • 38 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 25, 10 at 2:46am

    Being finished first does not make you smart. It just means he completed the test quickly. Prob like he fucked you too, bitch. Hahahahaha

  • 38 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 1:38pm

    You must be new to college, the person who finishes first realizes that staying up to 2am watching Commando was not the best choice and does whatever it takes to end the pain, finish the test an buy some Rumpis.

  • 46 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 9:59am

    That nlggger cheated!!!!!

  • 27 27
    Submitted by princesspink on Mar 13, 12 at 11:34am

    Being the first to finish a test and being the last to finish is always bad. Neither person is smart.

  • 42 57
    Submitted by vagoo on Feb 23, 10 at 6:54pm

    sounds like he finished early

  • 44 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 3:46pm

    There's actually a third- you could think you kicked its ass, then discover it actually bent you over the back of the toilet and fucked your ass without so much as a couretsy spit!

  • 40 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 8:01pm

    Or he didn't know shit.

  • 34 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 4:31pm

    Lame

  • 36 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 25, 10 at 12:13am

    Who the fuck has a 900 person class?

  • 41 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 9:54pm

    Ha, I'm from this area code and the college there talking about is a Christian college. You stay classy Salina. You stay classy.

  • 38 52
    Submitted by cdngirl on Feb 23, 10 at 4:14pm

    I REALLY thought this was going to be a joke about him "finishing first" at a lot of things.. Not going to lie, kind of a let down...

  • 39 56
    Submitted by caylz007 on Feb 23, 10 at 7:45pm

    Pregnant? Um.. whore.

  • 39 57
    Submitted by MeowMix6969 on Dec 27, 10 at 6:08pm

    Kansas Jayhawks baby

  • 36 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 9:53am

    9:49 that's hilarious!

  • 37 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 11:12am

    The child would be average. His intelligence would first have to make up for the smarts you're lacking.

  • 37 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 11:25pm

    Or really stupid...the 1st one done usually guessed on half of the answers!

  • 36 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 1:42am

    Or so dumb they quit.

  • 34 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 12:04pm

    He could have just wrote a bunch of bs to get the hell out of there. So you are still screwed.

  • 38 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 11:22am

    In soviet Russia you can play hide and go fuck yourself asshole!

  • 35 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 1:41am

    But you're not. Welfare!

  • 38 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 11:18pm

    Well that's good :) one less thing to worry about :D

  • 35 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 9:33am

    In Soviet Russia, we still the shit

  • 41 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 9:15am

    In soviet Russia all guys finish first on test after fukin

  • 27 49
    Submitted by anonymous8889 on Jul 8, 10 at 4:07am

    way to look at the bright side

  • 20 36
    Submitted by buck06 on Sep 14, 11 at 2:45am

    well at least book smart

  • 10 18
    Submitted by DerKarismatisch on Jun 19, 13 at 10:12pm

    Not necessarily true. Maybe he guessed on a lot of them.

  • 27 52
    Submitted by nativedaughter on Feb 23, 10 at 11:07pm

    Rock chalk Jayhawk Go KU!!!!

  • 30 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 10:57am

    Im with ya 9 21

  • 30 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 1:06pm

    "got done first".. Lol

  • 32 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 1:46pm

    Ur a fucking liar